Adult Humor Tshirts & Gifts
We have a lot of adult humor quotes t-shirts, adult humor sayings t-shirts, adult humor slogans t-shirts, sex jokes t-shirts, dirty humor t-shirts, sex slang words and profanity t-shirts, sexual satire t-shirts, dirty talk t-shirts, rude & crude humor t-shirts, and more. Each section also has, along with t-shirts, adult humor buttons, adult humor magnets, adult humor bumper stickers, adult humor tile coasters, adult humor mugs, adult humor hats & caps, adult humor bags, and many more.
If you want insults with no curse words, check out our "Insult Humor" Section.
Happy Rainbows I'm so fuckin happy I could shit rainbows. Sarcastic and silly quote / saying. With a rainbow image. Done in a distressed, grunge, vintage look. See this funny design on our T-Shirts & Products. |
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CHIHUAHUA ATTITUDE Small dog with a big attitude. With its big eyes, big ears, and bigger-than-life attitude, the Chihuahua is the epitome of cocky canine in a petite package. |
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Psycho Stud Magnet On t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, underwears, dog shirts, teddy bears, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Wanted: Meaningful ... Wanted: Meaningful overnight relationship. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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Read Between The Lines! Close the index and ring finger.. what do you get? - See this design on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, bags, tile coasters, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more. |
I don't have an attitude ... asshole! - See 3 different designs of this saying on many of our T-shirts, shirts, bags, mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and many, many more! |
JESUS LOVES ME... ... everyone else thinks I'm an ASSHOLE! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Give a jackass an ... .. education and you get a smartass! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
JESUS LOVES ME... .. Everyone else thinks I'm a BITCH! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Sex Instructor On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, aprons, teddy bears, tote bags, messenger bags, and more! |
Stay off my ass... www.stayoffmyass.com - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, and bumper stickers. |
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Sticks and stones... .. may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers. |
All grown up and .. .. and still fascinated by nipples! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
The reason some people... ... are alive is simply because it's against the law to kill them - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, coffee mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Jesus loves you... .. everyone else thinks you're an asshole. - Choose between 3 different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
Shit Happens On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Unless you're a hemorrhoid... Unless you're a hemorrhoid; Stay off my ass! - Choose between 3 different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
Just because you have one... Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to be one! - Choose between 3 different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, tote and messenger bags, and stickers. |
If assholes could fly.. If assholes could fly this world would be an airport! - Choose between three different font / text on T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and stickers. |
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I'm Sofa King We Tod Ed Just say it fast to get what it says. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, coffee mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
If I flip a coin.. .. what are my chances of getting head? - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, boxers, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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If you think sex is... .. a pain in the ass, you are doing it the wrong way! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, underwears, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
People like you are.. .. the reason we have middle fingers! - T-shirts, shirts, buttons, magnets, and stickers. |
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Boobies make me smile Choose between black or red font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, stickers. |
Life's all about ass... .. Covering it, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get it. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
Poodle with attitude Poodle saying "F*ck You" to a way bigger dog. T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, fridge magnets, mini posters, and stickers. |
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If you smoke after sex.. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast! - On T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
Computer goes down on me.. My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, messenger bags, caps / hats, magnets and stickers. |
F_CKED F_CKED - Hangman. Guess the missing lettter. With a picture of a hangman. T-Shirts, Shirts, Stickers, Bags, and Mugs. |
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Virgins ... To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. - Funny adult humor with two different colors font/text to choose; red or black. |
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Word of the day is legs... The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my place and spread the word. |
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DOING DOING DOING You make my slinky go, doing doing doing. Choose either "slinky" or "peepee". On T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
fuhking stoopeed Why is evawryone so fuhking stoopeed? Some shirts have the design in the back. Shirts, T-shirts, hoodies, bags and stickers. |
I'm Sensitive... I'm a sensitive person, especially my inner thighs. Risque and sexual, but with humor. Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, thongs, boxers, and bumper stickers. |
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Bad Eyesight Internet Porn causes bad eyesight - T-shirts, shirts, mugs, bags, stickers, and fridge magnets. |
Happy Face Sit on a happy face! Humorous and funny. Sure to put a smile on other people's faces! Not to mention what they will do to your "happy" one, heh. |
Thinking about sex... One of us is thinking about sex . . . Ok, it's me. On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, aprons, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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4PLAY 4PLAY... or is that foreplay or for play... well, let others who read it decide and see where their minds are! |
I Saw Your Mom... I saw your mom naked on the internet. With a picture of a monitor and a silhouette of a naked female. Those Mom jokes are pretty popular nowadays! |
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Voulez-vous Humma Humma? Voulez-vous humma humma? Funny and humorous Come on / pick-up lines on T-Shirts and Shirts. |






















































