Funny Sayings/Quotes
Funny Sayings T-Shirts & Gifts
Here's our funny sayings t-shirts & gifts. There's also funny quotes t-shirts, funny slogans t-shirts, and funny statement t-shirts. It's all about humor saying t-shirts & gifts in this section, and humorous slogans t-shirts, also available on buttons, magnets, stickers, Coffee Mugs, and many more.
Dog Years Humor In Dog Years - I'm Dead! Funny saying with a cartoon illustration of a dog. Multiply your age by 7, and see how old you'd be in dog years. See this fun and silly quote on our T-Shirts & Gifts. |
Shit Happens We all know that "shit happens", for some more often than not. Funny image of a bear stealing a tent while someone is out camping. See this design on our Tees, Apparels, and Products. |
Don't Piss Me Off! Don't Piss Me Off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Funny saying / quote. Offensive smartass quote. |
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Crazy Friends You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it sure helps. See this funny and humorous sweet saying design with a silly panda image on our T-Shirts & Gifts. |
Best Friends They know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public - Funny quote / saying about best friends on our T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, buttons, and many more. |
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Let the stress begin! Does stress start in the morning, at the job, certain places you go? This quote/saying is perfect for any stressful situation. |
HELL I'm the only Hell my mama ever raised! - Funny and humorous statement on our t-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more. |
Short Attention Span They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a Chicken! - See this design on our apparels and products. |
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Short Attention Span They say I have a short attention span, they just don't understand... Oh, look a kitty! See this funny design on our apparels and products. This ADD design with a cat / kitty image. |
Short Attention Span.. I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh, look a kitty! - T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, thongs, boxers, Coffee Mugs, steins, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
SAVE A HORSE... RIDE A COWBOY...On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, Coffee Mugs, steins,and stickers and more. |
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Hear No Evil... Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. - Three monkeys with text. T-shirts, shirts, dog shirts, tile box, tile coasters, Coffee Mugs, mousepads, journals / blank books, magnets, buttons, stickers, and mor |
Hear No Evil... Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil, Have no fun. - On the t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, etc, the monkeys are lined up straight. See this design on our apparels and products. |
Hear No Evil Penguin Hear no evil, See no evil, Speak no evil. - With 3 Penguins. Instead of the usual monkeys, have it with penguins. See this design on all our apparels and many of our products. |
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All Stressed Out! And No One To Choke! - See this design on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, Coffee Mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
First-Class Forgetter First-Class Forgetter! - For the really forgetful people! Comes in two different styles of font/text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Housework... My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Choose between two different font/text on T-Shirts, Shirts, bags, Coffee Mugs, aprons, buttons, magnets, Stickers, and more. |
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Closed Minds Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths? Comes in dark and/or light colored fonts on our apparels and products. |
I am right ... My opinions may have change but not the fact that I am right! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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I'm not totally useless.. .. I can be used as a bad example. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers. |
Not Your Fault I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you! Shirts, Coffee Mugs, Bumper Stickers and Bags. |
Save a Horse... Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, magnets, buttons, Coffee Mugs, steins, and stickers. |
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Science Fiction When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - See this funny line on many of our products. |
Dancing Skeletons If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - See this quote / saying on many, many, products & apparels! |
Danger! Contents... Danger! Contents under extreme pressure - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, buttons, magnets, stickers, and more. |
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I'm Bored Please entertain me, I'm bored. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid's shirts, infants, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more. |
I've lowered my expectations.. .. to the point where they've already been met! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Popularity Popularity is a social disease. Funny and humorous t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, Coffee Mugs, steins, caps, bags, magnets, buttons, stickers and more. |
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America Land of the Free... America Land of the Free - Some Restrictions May Apply. 3 different designs to choose from. |
I don't care Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, and bumper stickers. |
I often quote myself... I often quote myself, it adds spice to my conversation! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
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One of the keys to happiness.. . is a bad memory! - T-shirts, shirts, messenger bags, tote bags, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Just because I don't care.. .. doesn't mean I'm not listening! - T-shirts, shirts, aprons, bags, Coffee Mugs, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Live Forever ... I intend to live forever - So far so good! - Choose between two different designs on our apparels and products. |
To Be This Poor! I work 45 hours a week to be this poor. - Shirts, T-Shirts, Coffee Mugs, Stickers and Bags. |
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Waiting for Mr.Right On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, Coffee Mugs, steins, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
WoMEN Problem Mental anxiety, Mental breakdown, Menstrual cramps, Menopause. Did you ever notice how all women's problems begin with MEN? T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, and magnets. |
Déjà Vu Déjà Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends. T-shirts, shirts, bags, Coffee Mugs, stickers, and fridge ma |
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I love reality shows.. .. I hate reality! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, caps, Coffee Mugs, steins, bumper stickers. |
I'm not afraid to die.. .. I just don't want to be there when it happens. - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, aprons, magnets, buttons, stickers, and much more! |
Stress! Stress: The confusion created when the mind must override the body's basic desire to choke the living shit out of some asshole who desperately deserves it! |
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I thought I wanted a career.. .. turns out I just wanted paychecks! - T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
The Wild Life On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, keepsake boxes, tile coasters, tiled pictures, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
WARNING Contains Bitterness & Resentment On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, Coffee Mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more. |
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Damn Right I'm Good... Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days! Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, aprons, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I'm not a pack rat... ..I'm a collector. On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, underwears, Coffee Mugs, tote bags, messenger bags, and more! |
Everyone seems normal.. .. until you get to know them. T-shirts, shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and bumper stickers. |
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I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed! On T-Shirts, shirts, hoodies, black shirts, kid shirts, underwears, bags, and more! |
Nothing is illegal ... Nothing is illegal until you get caught! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, bags, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and many more! |
Fantasize! .. You're less likely to be disapointed! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, Coffee Mugs, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more! |
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Rat Race I don't mind the rat race but I could do with a little more cheese. - Funny saying and cartoons on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
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Cows come and go... .. but bull lasts forever! - T-shirts, shirts, coffee Coffee Mugs, steins, tote bags, messenger bags, fridge magnets, and stickers. |
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Save the earth! It's the only... .. planet with CHOCOLATE! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Don't rush me... .. I get paid by the hour! - Choose between 2 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
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WARNING! Blonde Thinking! T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, Coffee Mugs, steins, bags, throw pillows, magnets, buttons, journals/blank books, postage pals, stickers, and more! |
Don't take life so seriously.. ..you can't get out alive. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, dog shirts, kid shirts, teddies, stickers, magnets, and more! |
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Stress is when ... .. you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers. |
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize! On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, Coffee Mugs, beer steins, caps, magnets, buttons, stickers, and more. |
If you can't stand the heat... If you can't stand the heat don't tickle the dragon! - Choose between 2 different designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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Deja Moo: The feeling... Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, stickers, coffee & beer Coffee Mugs, and fridge magnets. |
Divorce from the latin word... Divorce from the latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and stickers. |
The devil made me do it! Funny saying on blaming satan when you did something wrong. See this religious humor quote with a cute devil image on our Tees & Gifts. |
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Lost in thought... .. it was unfamiliar territory, please send search party - On t-shirts, shirts, hoodies, Coffee Mugs, beer steins, bags, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Fisherman Saying Size isn't important unless you're a fisherman. - Funny saying for the hobby fishing. Even non fishermen enjoy this fishing design and humorous fish size pun. Tees, Apparels, & Products. |
Everytime I think I've hit... .. bottom, someone lends me a shovel. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, tote bags, messenger bags, coffee Coffee Mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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I am open to suggestions... I am open to suggestions just not to taking them! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
Don't hate yourself in the morning... Don't hate yourself in the morning, sleep till noon! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
Never insult an alligator.. .. until after you have crossed the river. - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, kid shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Marriage means... .. commitment, of course so does insanity! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, coffe Coffee Mugs, beer steins, tote bags, messenger bags, caps, hats, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Never wrestle with a pig.. Never wrestle with a pig, you'll both get dirty and the pig likes it! - Choose between 3 different designed font / designs on T-shirts, shirts, bags, fridge magnets, and bumper stickers. |
Lord, if I can't be skinny.. Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T - shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
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We all have problems.. .. mine are just more important than yours! - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I tried to contain myself.. .. but I escaped - On T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
If something goes without... If something goes without saying, let it! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, magnets, and stickers. |
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A good fantasy Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy! - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
I don't suffer from stress.. .. I'm merely a carrier - On T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Lead me not into temptation... Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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Lost in thought... I just got lost in thought, it was an unfamiliar territory - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I'm Objective I'm objective, I object to everything! - Choose between 4 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
Love at first sight Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk by again? - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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Guardian angel.. Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly - Choose between 3 different font / text color on T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
If life gives you lemons.. .. throw them at someone! - T-shirts, shirts, hoodies, caps, bags, Coffee Mugs, beer steins, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I don't like the drugs.. I don't like the drugs but the drugs like me. - On T-shirts, shirts, bags, and stickers. |
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I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one. - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
I get enough exercise... I get enough exercise just pushing my luck! - Choose between 3 different colored fonts on T-shirts, shirts, kid shirts, tote bags, messenger bags, and stickers. |
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I don't necessarily agree.. .. with everything I say! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
Live Forever.. I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - Choose between 3 different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bags and stickers. |
I'm not prejudice I am free of all prejudice, I hate everyone equally! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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The more I learn... The more I learn the less I understand. - T-shirts, shirts, bags, and bumper stickers. |
Closed minds.. If only closed minds came with closed mouths! - Choose between two different colored font / text on T-shirts, shirts, bumper stickers, and stickers. |
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Warning! Contains... .. bitterness and resentment - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
You're Unique! Always remember you're unique just like everyone else! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, and stickers. |
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I don't mind coming to work.. .. but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch! - T-shirts, shirts, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
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I'm gonna survive... .. even if it kills me! - T-shirts, shirts, caps, magnets, buttons, and stickers. |
