Jan 07, 2009





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Funky Fortunes

I love eating at Chinese restaurants and I especially love opening up the fortune cookie at the end of the meal to discover what message the gods have for me on that particular day. Sometimes, the message is a bit obscure. Sometimes it's a bit boring. Personally, I prefer my fortunes to be funky!

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Funky Fortune 1

Funky Fortune 1
The other day I was eating dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, "Help! I'm being held hostage in a fortune cookie factory!"

Funky Fortune 2

Funky Fortune 2
The other day I was eating dinner at a lovely Chinese restaurant. I ordered the General Gao's Chicken, but it tasted a little funny. When I opened my fortune cookie, it told me that wasn't chicken.

Funky Fortune 3

Funky Fortune 3
While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.'

Funky Fortune 4

Funky Fortune 4
While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'The roses have wilted, the flowers are dead, the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.'

Funky Fortune 5

Funky Fortune 5
While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Do not let your mind wander; it is too small to be outside by itself.'

Funky Fortune 6

Funky Fortune 6
While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Damn! Not you again...'

Funky Fortune 7

Funky Fortune 7
While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'How do you keep an idiot in suspense?' I'm still waiting for the answer...

Funky Fortune 8

Funky Fortune 8
While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Somewhere there is a village missing its idiot.' Hmmmm....

Funky Fortune 9

Funky Fortune 9
While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Confucius say always be yourself. Confucius never met you.'

Funky Fortune 10

Funky Fortune 10
While eating a Chinese restaurant, I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.'

Funky Fortune 11

Funky Fortune 11
The other day I was eating dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.'

Funky Fortune 12

Funky Fortune 12
The other day I was eating dinner at a Chinese restaurant. When I opened my fortune cookie I found a message that stated, 'Confucius say Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.'




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